The District of Bujumbura City is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.629 billion Bujumburans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Bujumbura Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,596 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 46,089 Juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,351 per year while the poor average 2,476, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios, Bujumbura City has designated District City as its capital city, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bujumbura City's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bujumbura City is ranked 198,644^th in the world and 4^th in Burundi for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.