The Insular Area of Builders Beach is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.002 billion Builders Beachians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Builders Beachian economy, worth 132 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,966 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Glamping Builders Beachians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Builders Beach's national animal is the Island Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Builders Beach is ranked 110,874th in the world and 3rd in Seaplane Base for Highest Average Incomes, with 65,966.25 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Builders Beach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Builders Beach, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus.
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Builders Beach, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
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Builders Beach, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
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Builders Beach, glamping Builders Beachians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
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Builders Beach, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
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Builders Beach, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
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Builders Beach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
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Builders Beach, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
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Builders Beach, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.






