The Republic of Bucha 7 is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working population of 18 million Bucha 7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 18.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bucha 7ian economy, worth 832 billion lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 46,229 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking Bucha 7's students to the next level, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, dolphins are considered a delicacy, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bucha 7's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bucha 7 is ranked 262,544^th in the world and 6^th in Bucharestia for Smartest Citizens, with 20.34 quips per hour.