The State of BTS is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.051 billion BTSians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare and Industry are also considered important, while Administration and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.9%.

The strong BTSian economy, worth 936 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 34,612 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, BTS recently decided against having a capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of BTS in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as BTS's national religion. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BTS's national animal is the deer.

BTS is ranked 252,535^th in the world and 4^th in Khartoum for Most Patriotic, with 1.89 flags saluted per person per day.