The Rogue Nation of BSN89 is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Blanca with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.733 billion BSN89ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.7%.
The frighteningly efficient BSN89ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,094 coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
It's never "just a game" with BSN89ian sports fans, Pamplona consists only of government buildings and the mansions of government janitors, large sections of BSN89 have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BSN89's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agape.
BSN89 is ranked 65,944th in the world and 353rd in Mikes Hope for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
BSN89, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in BSN89, large sections of BSN89 have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in BSN89, Pamplona consists only of government buildings and the mansions of government janitors.
- : Following new legislation in BSN89, it's never "just a game" with BSN89ian sports fans.
- : Following new legislation in BSN89, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
- : Following new legislation in BSN89, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
- : Following new legislation in BSN89, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
- : Following new legislation in BSN89, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Following new legislation in BSN89, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
- : Following new legislation in BSN89, Blanca tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".