The Republic of Brybeisgood is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Razz Putin with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 40.765 billion Brybeisgoodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RAZZBURG. The average income tax rate is 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Brybeisgoodian economy, worth an astonishing 17,404 trillion farques a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 426,948 farques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Brybeisgood's mid-life crisis, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Brybeisgood's national animal is the feral pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.

Brybeisgood is ranked 570^th in the world and 1^st in The Worlds Stronghold for Most Corrupt Governments, with 612.73 kickbacks per hour.