The Technocratic Union of Brutesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Technocrat Brutus with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.02 billion Brutesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brutopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Brutesian economy, worth a remarkable 9,425 trillion Bisps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 336,367 Bisps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School history books often refer to High Technocrat Brutus as "that imperialist pig dog", artists are pillars of society, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brutesia's national animal is the Rancor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Brutism.

Brutesia is ranked 71,164^th in the world and 5^th in Greater Brutesia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,982.5 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.