The Republic of Brunnic Roberta is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 20 million Brunnic Robertans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Brunnic Robertan economy, worth 139 billion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 6,958 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brunnic Roberta's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brunnic Roberta is ranked 99,916^th in the world and 133^rd in Lesbian for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.