The Theocracy of Brunkerite is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6 million Brunkeriteans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Brunkeritean economy, worth 119 billion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 19,986 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brunkerite's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brunkerite is ranked 93,499^th in the world and 35^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.