The Kingdom of Bronzebergs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Ian Melnish with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 12.19 billion Bronzebergsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The powerhouse Bronzebergsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion Bronze Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 83,315 Bronze Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,774 per year while the poor average 14,093, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bronzebergs's national animal is the Bronze Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bronzebergs is ranked 125,673^rd in the world and 12^th in matheo for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,531.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.