The Protectorate of Britney Spears is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.672 billion Britney Spearsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Britney Spearsian economy, worth 666 trillion Pop stars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 99,886 Pop stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, children high on sugar can often be seen bouncing off walls, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, and large areas of Britney Spears are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britney Spears's national animal is the Psycho, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Britney Spears is ranked 274,599^th in the world and 7^th in Los Angeles for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.