The Crown Colony of British Cyprus is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Sir Lindsey Blakeslee with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.244 billion Cypriots are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicosia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.8%.

The all-consuming British Cyprusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,453 trillion Cypriot pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,301 Cypriot pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,613 per year while the poor average 21,861, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, and windows in Nicosia don't have much of a view. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Cyprus's national animal is the mouflon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

British Cyprus is ranked 23,534^th in the world and 1^st in Simulacrum for Largest Populations, with 17.2 billion capita.