The Crown Colony of British Ameriupol is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.647 billion British Ameriupolitans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.6%.

The powerhouse British Ameriupolite economy, worth 113 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,768 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,924 per year while the poor average 19,116, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

The lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, a major religion has been named as British Ameriupol's national religion, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Ameriupol's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

British Ameriupol is ranked 202,062^nd in the world and 4^th in Ameriupol for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.