The Republic of British-Malta is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and avant-garde cinema. The quiet, industrious population of 427 million British-Maltans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.8%.

The strong British-Maltan economy, worth 28.0 trillion Ducats a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,482 Ducats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,712 per year while the poor average 11,583, a ratio of 21.9 to 1.

They unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British-Malta's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British-Malta is ranked 47,118^th in the world and 6^th in British World for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,266.42 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.