The Incorporated States of Briscolis Bloniliani is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 182 million Briscolis Blonilianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Briscolis Blonilianian economy, worth 3.65 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 20,048 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Briscolis Bloniliani's national animal is the horse.

Briscolis Bloniliani is ranked 228,504^th in the world and 782^nd in Concord for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -6 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.