The Theocracy of Brimath is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 259 million Brimathites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Brimathian economy, worth 17.1 trillion Wallsits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,993 Wallsits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brimath's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Brimath is ranked 58,950th in the world and 7th in Oriental Constanta for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,352.14 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Brimath, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
- : Following new legislation in
Brimath, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
- : Following new legislation in
Brimath, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
- : Following new legislation in
Brimath, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in
Brimath, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
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Brimath was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Brimath, holy matrimony has been wedded to an unwieldy bureaucracy.
- : Following new legislation in
Brimath, Brimathites ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them.
- : Following new legislation in
Brimath, large sections of Brimath have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in
Brimath, increasing numbers of children in Brimath have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.







