Largest Mining Sector: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th
The Holy 𝔹𝔹 Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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BrightonBurg

Population41.491 billion

CapitalGreater Brightonburg City
LeaderKaiser Janos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Boar

The Holy 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.491 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 20,222 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 487,394 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,926,994 per year while the poor average 36,696, a ratio of 79.8 to 1.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 263,227th in the world and 64th in One big Island for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -391.39 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 52ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndMost Primitive: 68thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 70thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 75thFattest Citizens: 85thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 90thHighest Economic Output: 94thMost Devout: 106thMost Avoided: 112thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 113thMost Ignorant Citizens: 125thHighest Disposable Incomes: 131stMost Corrupt Governments: 195thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 245thLargest Retail Industry: 256thLargest Agricultural Sector: 274thLargest Populations: 390thHighest Average Incomes: 434thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 483rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,357thMost Armed: 1,414thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,135thLargest Black Market: 3,576thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,609thRudest Citizens: 4,134thMost Influential: 6,133rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,933rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,283rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,462ndMost Conservative: 16,695thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,734thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,217th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : BrightonBurg was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : BrightonBurg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.

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