The Holy 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.491 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 20,222 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 487,394 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,926,994 per year while the poor average 36,696, a ratio of 79.8 to 1.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 263,227^th in the world and 64^th in One big Island for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -391.39 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.