The Queen's State of Brianasia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.238 billion Brianasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 29.4%.

The thriving Brianasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,549 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 40,524 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Child labor has been outlawed, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, Brianasia has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Brianasia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brianasia's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Brianasia is ranked 163,215^th in the world and 1^st in Brianasia for Smartest Citizens, with 28.18 quips per hour.