The Cornerback Depth of Brian Carpenter is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brian Carpenter with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.517 billion Brian Carpenterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ann Arbor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Brian Carpenterian economy, worth 536 trillion tackles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Average income is 71,396 tackles, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, cars have been banned, Brian Carpenter has just been declared ruler of Brian Carpenter in an international press conference, and Braves on the Warpath has been named as Brian Carpenter's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brian Carpenter's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Braves on the Warpath.

Brian Carpenter is ranked 27,200^th in the world and 1^st in The Castle for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 64,399.5 Standard Monetary Units.