The Zombie Free Dominion of Brexas7 is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by 71 hour Achmed with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.056 billion Brexaseptians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Dog. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brexas7ian economy, worth a remarkable 9,280 trillion Ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 486,986 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, male tourists tend to be fearful of Brexas7's deadly femme fatales, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brexas7's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brexas7 is ranked 213^th in the world and 5^th in The Remote Highlands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 14,907.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.