Rudest Citizens: 19thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20thHighest Crime Rates: 25th
The United States of
Corporate Bordello
Have You Met Tom
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Brenner Islandia

Population11.239 billion

CurrencyMatts
AnimalJeff

The United States of Brenner Islandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.239 billion Brenner Islandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brenner Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,729 trillion Matts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 420,783 Matts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,111,283 per year while the poor average 46,986, a ratio of 44.9 to 1.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brenner Islandia's national animal is the Jeff, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brenner Islandia is ranked 165,556th in the world and 9th in West Pacific for Most Average, scoring 32.64 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Rudest Citizens: 19thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20thHighest Crime Rates: 25thLargest Retail Industry: 25thMost Armed: 26thFattest Citizens: 35thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39thMost Avoided: 43rdLargest Gambling Industry: 46thMost Ignorant Citizens: 109thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 112thMost Rebellious Youth: 197thHighest Disposable Incomes: 210thMost Corrupt Governments: 336thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 359thLargest Mining Sector: 382ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 448thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 513thHighest Average Incomes: 731stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,479thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,516thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,670thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,620thMost Devout: 2,787thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,655thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,237thMost Efficient Economies: 5,695thNudest: 7,519thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,503rdMost Stationary: 12,681stTop
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Most Influential: 15,080thLargest Black Market: 15,253rdHighest Drug Use: 19,321stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,754th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Brenner Islandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, Brenner Islandia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, Brenner Islandia City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.

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