The Free Land of Brendan Collins is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 365 million Brendan Collinsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44.8%.

The Brendan Collinsian economy, worth 20.7 trillion Invis pots a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,711 Invis pots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Shaking a stone out of your shoe is considered to be dangerously risqué, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brendan Collins's national animal is the Pygmy Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brendan Collins is ranked 93,407^th in the world and 3^rd in You Got Banned So We Are Here To Help for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,025.6 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.