The Free Land of Breem is a fledgling, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6 million Breemians, all of whom are zombies, are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Breemian economy, worth 114 billion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 14,190 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The treehouse in Rabbit Park is the tallest building in Breem, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Breem, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breem's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Breem is ranked 97,080^th in the world and 86^th in Lesbian for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 318.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.