The Meal of Breakfast is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by W․ K․ Kellogg with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.875 billion breakfasters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of diner. The average income tax rate is 51.3%.

The very strong breakfasting economy, worth 205 trillion pancakes a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,148 pancakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Breakfast, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breakfast's national animal is the rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is rise and shine.

Breakfast is ranked 51,178^th in the world and 14^th in Seinfeld for Most Beautiful Environments, with 680.9 pounds of wildlife per square mile.