The Dictatorship of Breadstore is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Keebler with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.996 billion Breadstoreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Breadstoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.0%.

The powerhouse Breadstorean economy, worth 219 trillion Crumbs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,827 Crumbs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 415,892 per year while the poor average 20,156, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and nearsighted shoppers looking for probiotics end up purchasing a lot of prophylactics. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breadstore's national animal is the Waaf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Keeblerism.

Breadstore is ranked 42,213^th in the world and 1,012^th in Osiris for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 20.63 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.