The Ursa Neo-Bolshevist Technate of Braznychia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Darya Selenkova with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.996 billion Braznyches are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaltava. The average income tax rate is 13.7%.

The Braznychian economy, worth 240 trillion Braznych Comrade Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 60,185 Braznych Comrade Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Polygamy is legal, Darya Selenkova has just been declared ruler of Braznychia in an international press conference, Braznychia has designated Zaltava as its capital city, and Konsy-Xosgynism has been named as Braznychia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Braznychia's national animal is the Xanakva-Uletsva Fascist Eating Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Konsy-Xosgynism.

Braznychia is ranked 152,049^th in the world and 47^th in Sparkalia for Safest, scoring 61.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.