Best Weather: 2,446thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,959thHighest Economic Output: 4,144th
The JEDI of
Psychotic Dictatorship
God save the Jedi
Shane Burney
Influence
Eminence Grise
Prime Minister
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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BrawnGP

Population27.528 billion

CapitalEndor
LeaderShane Burney

CurrencyJenson Button
AnimalJedi

The JEDI of BrawnGP is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Shane Burney with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.528 billion Younglins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BrawnGPian economy, worth a remarkable 4,414 trillion Jenson Buttons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,351 Jenson Buttons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, and Shane Burney's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BrawnGP's national animal is the Jedi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BrawnGP is ranked 14,222nd in the world and 2nd in Wyndia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 125.88 kickbacks per hour.

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Best Weather: 2,446thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,959thHighest Economic Output: 4,144thMost Armed: 4,436thHealthiest Citizens: 4,924thLowest Crime Rates: 5,381stLargest Populations: 5,726thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,849thMost Efficient Economies: 6,102ndMost Patriotic: 6,179thMost Influential: 6,801stMost Devout: 6,844thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,046thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,168thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,684thLargest Governments: 9,251stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,665thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,911thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,238thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,338thSmartest Citizens: 10,803rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,101stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,504thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,638thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,918thHighest Food Quality: 13,843rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,222ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,031stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,254thHighest Average Incomes: 19,045thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,074thMost Developed: 25,131stMost Cultured: 25,463rd
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BrawnGP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Food Quality, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, Shane Burney's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, the children of BrawnGP are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Shane Burney's most personal functions.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.

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