The JEDI of BrawnGP is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Shane Burney with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 32.595 billion Younglins are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.
The frighteningly efficient BrawnGPian economy, worth a remarkable 5,965 trillion Jenson Buttons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 183,033 Jenson Buttons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 664,281 per year while the poor average 35,918, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.
Street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations, successful musicians tend to be ardent supporters of Shane Burney, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and it's a jungle out there. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BrawnGP's national animal is the Jedi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
BrawnGP is ranked 16,815th in the world and 1st in Wyndia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 337.55 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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BrawnGP, it's a jungle out there.
- : Following new legislation in
BrawnGP, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
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BrawnGP, successful musicians tend to be ardent supporters of Shane Burney.
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BrawnGP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in
BrawnGP, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations.
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BrawnGP, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
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BrawnGP, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water.
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BrawnGP, cash-strapped Younglins scour their bodies for fortuitous zits.
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BrawnGP, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people.
- : Following new legislation in
BrawnGP, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.























































