The Republic of Brassicavia is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning cabbage population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.891 billion Brassicavians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Industry aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The strong Brassicavian economy, worth 177 trillion brass lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 61,527 brass lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Reddish-brown is the new black, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, and family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned. Crime is well under control. Brassicavia's national animal is the cabbage.

Brassicavia is ranked 88,920^th in the world and 4^th in Blackacre for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.