The State of Brasilians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 30.638 billion Brasiliansians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Brasiliansian economy, worth 793 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 25,876 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, punitive tariffs protect local industry, gambling is outlawed, and Brasilians has designated District City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Brasilians's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Brasilians is ranked 230,794^th in the world and 1^st in Brazilian for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.