The Kingdom of Boyleng is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Thuta Zin Ko with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 6.738 billion Boylengians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rangun. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boylengian economy, worth a remarkable 1,018 trillion Riels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,195 Riels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Thuta Zin Ko day after day, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boyleng's national animal is the Boylengian leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Budism.

Boyleng is ranked 17,702^nd in the world and 2^nd in Asamblea del Orbe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,630.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.