The Republic of Boyfailure is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.068 billion Boyfailures live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Boyfailure economy, worth 55.1 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,588 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 182,605 per year while the poor average 10,522, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Boyfailure's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Boyfailure is ranked 15,241^st in the world and 1^st in Sub Bituminous Coal for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.23 percentage of bribes refused.