The Free Land of Boyasion Goodomera is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 247 million Boyasion Goodomerans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The strong Boyasion Goodomeran economy, worth 16.5 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 66,953 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Boyasion Goodomera's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Boyasion Goodomera is ranked 131,613^th in the world and 1^st in Utopia8637 for Most Patriotic, with 12.06 flags saluted per person per day.