The Department of Boyaca is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Juan Carlos Granados with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.643 billion Boyacans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tunja. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The very strong Boyacan economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 48,206 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,384 per year while the poor average 10,312, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Voting is compulsory, Boyaca has designated Tunja as its capital city, Juan Carlos Granados has just been declared ruler of Boyaca in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Boyaca's national religion. Crime is a problem. Boyaca's national animal is the condor and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Boyaca is ranked 250,919^th in the world and 72^nd in Department Store for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.6 law-abiding acts per hour.