The Disputed Territories of Box portagly is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.686 billion Box portaglyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.9%.

The thriving Box portaglyian economy, worth 541 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,001 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,710 per year while the poor average 18,224, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

The Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Box portagly's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Box portagly is ranked 132,589^th in the world and 190^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.49 law-abiding acts per hour.