The Nomadic Peoples of Bothell Island is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.506 billion Bothell Islandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bothell Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,430 trillion baseballs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,495 baseballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, criminals identify as innocent, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, and self defense is just as despicable as armed robbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bothell Island's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bothell Island is ranked 14,972^nd in the world and 7^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 5,581.32 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.