Population | 6.379 billion |
Currency | money |
Animal | animal |
The Theocracy of Bot-Mismanagement is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.379 billion Bot-Mismanagementians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bot-Mismanagementian economy, worth a remarkable 1,689 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,875 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, Bot-Mismanagement's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, and pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bot-Mismanagement's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Bot-Mismanagement is ranked 285,120th in the world and 3,743rd in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bot-Mismanagement, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
- : Following new legislation in Bot-Mismanagement, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
- : Following new legislation in Bot-Mismanagement, Bot-Mismanagement's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
- : Following new legislation in Bot-Mismanagement, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
- : Following new legislation in Bot-Mismanagement, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
- : Following new legislation in Bot-Mismanagement, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
- : Bot-Mismanagement was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic, Most Avoided, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Bot-Mismanagement, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : Following new legislation in Bot-Mismanagement, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths.
- : Following new legislation in Bot-Mismanagement, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.