The Republic of Boston Red Sox is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.634 billion Boston Red Soxians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.3%.

The powerhouse Boston Red Soxian economy, worth 378 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,196 guilders, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 411,658 per year while the poor average 17,855, a ratio of 23.1 to 1.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boston Red Sox's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boston Red Sox is ranked 148,137^th in the world and 3,729^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 59.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.