The Utopian Socialist Federation of Bosnalia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vrhovni Vožd Valdomirii Yakivii with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 4.875 billion Bosnali are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarelave. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bosnalian economy, worth 733 trillion Bosnis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,393 Bosnis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific ethics are on the chopping block, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bosnalia's national animal is the Bosnalien Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is De'Ståtii.

Bosnalia is ranked 204,392^nd in the world and 18^th in Panam for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 267.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.