The Peoples Republic of Borrin Quen is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Daniel Fernández with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.463 billion Borrinqueños are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santurce. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Borrinqueñoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,840 trillion Dólar Borrins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,803 Dólar Borrins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borrin Quen's national animal is the Coquí, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borrin Quen is ranked 19,383^rd in the world and 10^th in The Commonwealth Society for Highest Poor Incomes, with 93,695.16 Standard Monetary Units.