The Republic of Bornilo is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 761 million Borniloans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demrańsk. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Borniloan economy, worth 82.1 trillion enqualas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,840 enqualas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, and in court almost every witness is a hostile witness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bornilo's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bornilo is ranked 104,498^th in the world and 359^th in the Plains of Perdition for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.29 percentage of bribes refused.