The Federal Kingdom of Borneonesia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Farhan Temashek with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.345 billion Borneonesianese are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tanjung Baharu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Federal Kingdom of Borneonesia economy, worth 682 trillion Peraksins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 55,237 Peraksins, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Borneonesia's new capital, and Prime Minister Farhan Temashek has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Borneonesia's national animal is the Kadal Pantai Tarek, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Borneonesia is ranked 205,762^nd in the world and 57^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Most Secular, with 15.59 Atheism Rate.