Most Primitive: 2,961stMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,709thMost Authoritarian: 9,188th
The Peoples Savior of
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Born Again Christian Karl Marx

Population611 million

CapitalSoviet Bethlehem

CurrencyCzyzewski
AnimalAxolotl

The Peoples Savior of Born Again Christian Karl Marx is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 611 million Marxians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soviet Bethlehem. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Born Again Christian Karl Marxian economy, worth 18.3 trillion Czyzewskis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 30,029 Czyzewskis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is famed for giving great back rubs, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United Messengers Of Annihilation Games, and government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Born Again Christian Karl Marx's national animal is the Axolotl.

Born Again Christian Karl Marx is ranked 245,086th in the world and 5th in Messengers of Annihilation for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 2,961stMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,709thMost Authoritarian: 9,188thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,857thMost Devout: 20,621stHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,795thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,048thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,041stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,270thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,471st

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