Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 626thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,563rdMost Devout: 2,195th
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Boring People

Population17.682 billion

CapitalBoring City
Leadera governor


The Humdrum Mundanity of Boring People is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a governor with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 17.682 billion Boringlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boring City. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Boring economy, worth a remarkable 2,623 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,355 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring People's national animal is the Turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boring People is ranked 259,414th in the world and 10th in Reality for Most Avoided, scoring 0.77 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 626thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,563rdMost Devout: 2,195thSafest: 2,691stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 3,180thFattest Citizens: 3,606thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,804thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,521stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,995thMost Pacifist: 5,325thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,390thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,947thHighest Economic Output: 6,982ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,050thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,241stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,507thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,705thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,945thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,125thLargest Mining Sector: 9,539thNicest Citizens: 9,597thLowest Crime Rates: 10,391stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,413thMost Influential: 10,967thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,071stBest Weather: 12,019thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,082ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,970thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,106thLargest Governments: 14,859thLargest Populations: 15,449thHighest Average Incomes: 15,970thSmartest Citizens: 16,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,547thLargest Retail Industry: 24,532nd
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the region

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