The Dictatorship of Boovia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Captain Smek with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.128 billion Boovs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smekopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The thriving Boovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion Boovias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 71,256 Boovias, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Smekopolis's playgrounds, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and men stare at wall-pictures of Captain Smek's face when they visit public urinals. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boovia's national animal is the Snarkmus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boovism.

Boovia is ranked 99,931^st in the world and 6^th in Arconian Empire for Highest Average Incomes, with 71,256.46 Standard Monetary Units.