Most Pacifist: 690thHealthiest Citizens: 806thMost Compassionate Citizens: 824th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell
Mr Lucky
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Boogie Chillen

Population27.687 billion

CapitalJohnLee
LeaderMr Lucky
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyHooker
AnimalCrawlin King Snake

The Republic of Boogie Chillen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Lucky with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.687 billion Boogie Chillun are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JohnLee. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boogie Chillian economy, worth a remarkable 4,600 trillion Hookers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,153 Hookers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, milk often tastes of pea, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boogie Chillen's national animal is the Crawlin King Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Boogie Chillen is ranked 4,972nd in the world and 7th in Hippy Haven for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,305.35 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Pacifist: 690thHealthiest Citizens: 806thMost Compassionate Citizens: 824thNicest Citizens: 950thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,196thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,256thMost Accessible: 1,391stHighest Food Quality: 1,426thMost Cultured: 1,453rdBest Weather: 1,904thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,948thMost Inclusive: 2,200thSafest: 2,454thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,800thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,942ndMost Developed: 3,051stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,900thMost Secular: 3,974thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,309thSmartest Citizens: 4,654thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,757thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,774thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,972ndHighest Economic Output: 5,217thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,010thLowest Crime Rates: 6,784thLargest Governments: 7,184thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,286thNudest: 8,986thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,300thLargest Populations: 9,594thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,723rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,187thMost Efficient Economies: 11,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,159thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,291stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,392ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,491stMost Influential: 20,637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,046th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Accessible: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boogie Chillen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, milk often tastes of pea.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
  • : Boogie Chillen was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, the nation's holy places are littered with doughnut crumbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling.

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