
| Population | 27.687 billion |
| Capital | JohnLee |
| Leader | Mr Lucky |
| Faith | Pastafarianism |
| Currency | Hooker |
| Animal | Crawlin King Snake |
The Republic of Boogie Chillen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Lucky with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.687 billion Boogie Chillun are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JohnLee. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Boogie Chillian economy, worth a remarkable 4,600 trillion Hookers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,153 Hookers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, milk often tastes of pea, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boogie Chillen's national animal is the Crawlin King Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Boogie Chillen is ranked 4,972nd in the world and 7th in Hippy Haven for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,305.35 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Boogie Chillen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Boogie Chillen, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
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Boogie Chillen, milk often tastes of pea.
- : Following new legislation in
Boogie Chillen, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
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Boogie Chillen was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
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Boogie Chillen, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
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Boogie Chillen, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
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Boogie Chillen, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today.
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Boogie Chillen, the nation's holy places are littered with doughnut crumbs.
- : Following new legislation in
Boogie Chillen, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling.





































































