The Kingdom of BONOISE is a large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-working population of 129 million BONOISEians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.

The strong BONOISEian economy, worth 7.52 trillion Bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,313 Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, air purifiers fight smoke machines on BONOISEian stage setups, there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in BONOISE City. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. BONOISE's national animal is the goats.

BONOISE is ranked 322,565^th in the world and 2^nd in annaba for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.