The Kingdom of BONOISE is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working population of 277 million BONOISEians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The strong BONOISEian economy, worth 15.7 trillion Bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,747 Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

There is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in BONOISE City, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across BONOISE. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. BONOISE's national animal is the goats, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

BONOISE is ranked 176,221^st in the world and 1^st in annaba for Most Secular, with 16.91 Atheism Rate.