The Incorporated States of Bongo Johnson is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ragnar Smithson with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 25.596 billion Bongonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murbley. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Incorporated economy, worth a remarkable 3,181 trillion wongas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,283 wongas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bongo Johnson's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bongo Johnson is ranked 317,467^th in the world and 53^rd in Esportiva for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.