The Ruriqian Directorate of Bonere is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Director with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.296 billion Bonerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delilopolis. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bonerian economy, worth 246 trillion Shekles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,274 Shekles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, funding for education has been redirected into the military, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and workers have seized control of the economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonere's national animal is the Homo Sapiens, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freedom.

Bonere is ranked 316,161^st in the world and 6^th in nasunia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 9.03 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.