The Republic of Bollitay is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.643 billion Bollitayians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 80.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bollitayian economy, worth 194 trillion Voices a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,562 Voices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Bollitay's pristine beaches, the hyperwealthy are given "Congratulations! You won Capitalism" trophies, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bollitay's national animal is the Chorus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bollitay is ranked 13,570^th in the world and 51^st in Concord for Nicest Citizens, with 26.59 average smiles per day.