The Dictatorship of Narak is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Incarnation of Evil with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.987 billion Narakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The city of Screaming Puppies. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The strong Narakian economy, worth 213 trillion Surveillance chips a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,536 Surveillance chips, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, the new intercity submarine SSN Ant Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narak's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Narak is ranked 228,644^th in the world and 140^th in Community for Safest, scoring 24.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.